You logged onto the internet today and won forever.

We cant stop winning and it feels so good.

This is your lifetime affirmation for success in life.

You will get forklift certified, you will find love, your coins will go up, your bitch ex-gf will catch chlamydia.

You aren’t unemployed, you’re forklift certified now, your parents are wrong about you (fuck them).

This is all thanks to being forklift certified.